Wish Corruption

Heya! Thought I'd start up a new game and see if anyone wants to play.

Ok, so Wish Corruption works like this; One person starts off by posting what they wish for. The next person grants their wish, but then adds some negative condition to it, "corrupting" it. Then they say what they wish for, the next poster corrupts it and posts what they wish for, etc.

For example;

Player A: I wish for a pony.

Player B: Wish granted, but it feeds on human flesh. I wish for unlimited money.

Player C: Wish granted, but it comes in hard quarters and the weight of it will slowly crush your body, and eventually cover the entire world. I wish for Yoda.

Player A: Wish granted, but approve of you he does not.


And so on and so forth.


I'll start us off; I wish for pizza.

The pizza topping is eyeballs with a side dish of tartar sauce.


I wish I could play guitar.

Granted, but you can only play Free Bird in F Sharp.

I wish that Irateam had an octopus tentacle sprout from his forehead.

Granted, but now you also have an octopus tentacle sprout from your forehead.


I wish pop music didn't suck.

Granted, but now it's all performed by Nickleback.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but they can only be granted if you sacrifice a live deer.

I wish I didn't have an octopus tentacle on my forehead.

Granted, you are an octopus tentacle.

I wish I wasn't so tired.